Star Trek Episode 1

The Romulan Menace.

My favorite parts were the green chick Kirk was making out with, Kirk's hands swelling up while McCoy follows him around injecting him with stuff, Uhura really likes Spock, and old Spock doing an Obi Wan on Hoth instead of Tattooine. Best of all: Simon Pegg as Scotty! Most awesome Star Trek movie ever.

5 stars.