Scene: BOK Center, Dave Matthews Band concert.
The concert ends, house lights go up and the audience slowly begins moving towards the exits. A group of stagehands gathers near the back of the stage and begins to stuff black backdrops into hampers as the support truss descends. A couple of Dave Matthews Band fans make their way through the seats to this area and begin yelling down over the railing at the stagehands, who are busy working.
DMB Fan: "Hey dude, can I get a guitar pick or a drumstick?"
Stagehand: "Nah, they already gave all that stuff out at the end of the show."
DMB Fan: "Hey dude, can I get a guitar pick or a drumstick?"
Stagehand: "No."
DMB Fan: "Hey dude, can I get a guitar pick or a drumstick?"
Stagehand: "What part of no don't you understand?"
DMB Fan: "Hey dude, can I get a guitar pick or a drumstick?"
Stagehand: "How 'bout a chicken wing?""
DMB Fan: "Hey dude, can I get a guitar pick or a drumstick?"
Stagehand: "Why don't you pick your nose and stick it straight up your ass?"
DMB Fan:"Hey dude, can I get a guitar pick or a drumstick?"
Stagehand: "If I had a drumstick right now, I'd break it in half and stab you in the eyes with the splintered ends."
DMB Fan: "Hey dude, can I get a guitar pick or a drumstick?"
Satgehand: "How about a cup of coffee?" (Eyeing an abandoned cup of cold coffee and cigarette butts and thinking about throwing it)
DMB Fan: "Hey dude, can I get a guitar pick or a drumstick?"
Stagehand: "Fuckin' hippy."
DMB Fan: "Hey dude, can I get a guitar pick or a drumstick?"
Stagehand: "Can I get security over here?"
Other Stagehands: "YES!"
DMB Fans finally decide to leave.
Labels: BOK center, stagehands, work